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October 28, 2003
Derby Days Results
Derby Days XIV
Benefitting Children's Miracle Network
The totals are in and the winners have been announced for Derby Days XIV (that's fourteen, Puetz) held In late September. Your faithful webmaster has gathered pictures and information from various sources to give a fair and balanced report on Derby Days.
With that said, Lank 2 South was robbed by the flagrant cheating of Sam Pickett's team, Lanks Northern Ninjas. There is no excuse for this type of behavior which included, but was not limited to martial arts attacks on brothers, stealing of derbies, use of counterfeit money, forged checks, food poisoning inflicted on the coaches of the Gamma Phi Beta team, and tomfoolery combined with shenanigans that cannot be mentioned on this family friendly corner of the Web.
Consul's Interjection:
Iota Sigma would like to apologize for our webmaster. He has been sacked. Those who influence his writing have also been sacked. Here are the results of Derby Days XIV.
Independent Winner: Lank Northern Ninjas
Sorority Winner: Gamma Phi Beta (2-Year Repeat)
Overall Winner: Gamma Phi Beta
Money raised for The Children's Miracle Network: $3000+
We would like to thank Dr. Hector J. Marchand of Northwest Indiana Cardiovascular Physicians for his generous donation to Derby Days. Also thanks to all of the teams that participated in Derby Days. Without the iron will demonstrated by the fine women of Valparaiso's Independent Community and Sororities, Derby Days would not be so successful.
The Derby Days galleries can be found by going back to the homepage and selecting them from the recently posted sections.